Armadillo – vanilla Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	7419
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Potions Brewed:	64
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	743
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	150	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Votes:	7559	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	199

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2573
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7736	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Towns Built:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	6186

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3468	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7