| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 655 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 565074 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3753 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3951 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3880 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1134 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5734 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7587 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Crops Grown: | 9908 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8861 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 2494 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 167 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6300 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9486 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 85 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?
Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9061 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 623 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 7188 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 8829 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2273 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 119 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1693 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 111 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6218 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4652 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can banish any unwanted siblings or girlfriends to the farthest corners of the map. Our server is a safe space for all players, especially those struggling with PTSD from real-life conflicts.
So come on in and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing breaking will be blocks, not noses.
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 7124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6797 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
We have so many mobs and traps that you’ll question whether you’re a threat to yourself or others!
Explore our twisted world where nothing makes sense and everything is out to get you!
You’ll never be bored as you navigate through our bizarre landscapes and try to survive against all odds!
Join now and see if you can make it out alive… or if you’ll end up being the biggest threat of all!
