Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	153	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Items Found:	6698

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

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Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Star Shards Collected:	240	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Farms Harvested:	130
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5847
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Manly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Media SMP Literacy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand the importance of media literacy? Well, look no further because our server is all about that sweet, sweet media literacy! We believe that every block you place tells a story, and every creeper explosion is a metaphor for the dangers of fake news. Join us for a wild ride through the world of media literacy, where even the Ender Dragon is a symbol for the power of propaganda. So come on, join our server and let’s decode some pixels together!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GemCraft | Server & Community

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Why should I join? We are a fully customized server and community. We have most of the features you are familiar with and more. Not in the old and boring way, instead in a new, modern and overall better way. We love constructive feedback. It makes our server and community the best it can possibly be.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so awesome, even the developers had to write a note about it in September 2024. That’s how legendary we are!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] celebration, where you can take on the Solo Raid: Behemoth and experience Full Burst Day on weekends. And if that’s not enough, get ready for the Co-op: Land Eater event coming up soon!

Join now and recruit heroes like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace for free! And don’t miss out on upcoming recruits like Grave, who will blow your mind with their skills.

Dress your heroes in style with costume passes like Scarlet: Black Shadow and Isabel: Honeymoon Party. And keep an eye out for the upcoming Cinderella: Glass Princess costume pass – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the laughs never end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Farms Harvested:	697	Players Killed by Monsters:	3638