Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Towns Built: 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP

    Standards Are Overrated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing harder than our diamonds is getting through a relationship without some serious drama! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as rocky as a cobblestone wall.

    Our server is like a soap opera set in the world of blocks and creepers. We’ve got love triangles, betrayals, and alliances that shift faster than a redstone clock. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness the chaos firsthand?

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We’ve also got epic builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper explosion. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of Endermen on a rampage? Plus, who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate among all the chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only thing harder than finding true love is surviving a creeper attack.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Bolt Network

    Bolt Network

    Bolt Network is the ultimate Minecraft server for Earth Lifesteal enthusiasts! Whether you’re a seasoned PvP player or looking for a new challenge, our server is the perfect place for you.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 166

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • The Mixtape Minecraft Server

    The Mixtape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Look no further than our server, where we have a collab of 8 guys and 3 girls that will leave you questioning their sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of trying to work together in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness will ensue next? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP

    NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.

    So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Aquatic Realms

    Aquatic Realms

    We are Aquatic Realms, a PvE Survival, LifeSteal, Hardcore, and Economy based server with each game mode being a different world inside our server. We are committed to allowing players to have fun playing the survival gamemode they enjoy the most, along with more minigames such as Bedwars, Towny, Skywars, and Skyblock coming very soon. We allow cross-platform play between Java and Bedrock Edition players, so that everyone is allowed to have fun playing on our server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Friendshipsmp

    Friendshipsmp

    Hello and welcome to Friendshipsmp! WHAT WE GOT: Lifesteal, Bedwars (Maintence), PvP (Maintence) please join the discord Server for further Information and ranks

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server

    Spooky Waifu Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the spookiest place to be this Halloween! Join us and post your spooky waifus for all to see. From ghostly ghouls to creepy creatures, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a Minecraft player who got lost in the Nether and never found their way back. They say if you listen closely, you can hear their cries for help echoing through the server. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can communicate with the spirits of Minecraft past!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Only the bravest of players will be able to navigate their way through and claim the ultimate prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the spooky shenanigans begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness

    Gigi’s Minecraft SMP Murin Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you face your fears? Join our server where you can live visage with Ceci (and share controls, because why not?). We also have upcoming Justice’s Haunted VR Investigation, where you might just pee your pants in fear. Our latest schedule is so jam-packed with insanity, you won’t know what hit you.

    But wait, there’s more! We have voice packs that will make you question reality, like the Four Types of Extreme Love Voice Pack, Back to School Voice Pack (because who doesn’t want to relive those traumatic school days), Secret Island Summer Prequel Voice Pack (what secrets will you uncover?), and Halloween Villains Voice Pack (spooky, scary, and downright ridiculous).

    Join us for recent streams like Teen Wolf Watchalong (Grembership required, whatever that means) and Panicore with Ceci, Biboo, and Kaela (who knows what chaos will ensue). And don’t miss out on our epic covers and debut lore video that will blow your mind.

    Follow us on YouTube, Xitter, and check out our merch (birthday merch included because we celebrate in style). Use hashtags like #rkggk for artsy stuff and #LFGIGI for live events. Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin. Join now before it’s too late!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mine Kinkin

    Mine Kinkin

    RoiKinkin community Minecraft server!

    Server survival!! Come join, and follow roikinkin on twitch! Committed to listening!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 3214

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where we have flipped Pennsylvania upside down and the Democrats are planning on “fortifying” it like never before. Who knew politics could be so wild in the world of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, diamonds!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Konami Thread Minecraft SMP

    Konami Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild llama with a top hat and monocle.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to ride a giant flying pig into battle against a hoard of evil villagers. Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring meetups on Balmung? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for outrageous events like the Ender Dragon Disco Party, where we dance the night away while battling the dragon. Or how about the Creeper Carnival, where we ride explosive rides and play explosive games (don’t worry, no one gets hurt… usually).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we host movie nights featuring only the finest Minecraft machinimas. And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

    So ditch the boring meetups on Balmung and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you can have all the fun in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas and exploding sheep – they’re known to cause quite the ruckus!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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