Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

    No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

    First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

    Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

    But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

    Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

    Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

    Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

    Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

    But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

    So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Xanny.World Minecraft server

    Welcome to our new server!

    We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

    We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

    In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

    Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 275 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

    I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6992 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Lost Election Minecraft Server

    Lost Election Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The one… Minecraft SMP

    The one… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

    But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 102 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blessed Women Minecraft Server

    Blessed Women Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

    NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

    Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

    And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

    CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

    The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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