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FictionalFrenzy Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Alternate Universe, confusion, disbelief, existential crisis, FANTASY, favorite book, fictional character, FictionalFrenzy, identity crisis, introspection, mind blown, Minecraft, parallel universe, personal revelations, proof, Self Discovery, shock, smp, stranger, surreal encounter

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Towns Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this but on this Minecraft SMP, there are actual strangers from other universes coming to talk to you! Like, what even is that?! They’re like, “Hey, you’re actually a character from my favorite book in my universe.” And then they start spilling all this personal stuff about your life that only you would know! It’s like, mind-blowing, right?! So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have your mind blown, you gotta join this SMP ASAP! Who knows what other insane things will happen?! Just imagine the possibilities, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come join us and let’s get weird together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🚀 #MinecraftMadness

BlockyJobz

BlockyJobz, frivolous profession, futile work, idle occupation, inconsequential job, irrelevant occupation, meaningless job, no benefit, nonessential role, pointless job, purposeless job, redundant position, society, superfluous career, unhelpful role, unnecessary work, unproductive career, unproductive profession, useless profession, valueless profession, Waste of time

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to actually work for your resources? Look no further, because on our server, the most useless profession is actually the most OP! That’s right, become a professional potato farmer and watch as your spuds magically turn into diamonds! Who needs doctors or teachers when you’ve got a field full of potatoes that can cure any ailment and teach you everything you need to know? Join now and start living the potato-powered dream!

TrumpTariffTakedown

Canada, conservative party, Diplomacy, Economy, export, forceful, Government, Import, international relations, leader, negotiations, North America, policy, Politics, protectionism, response, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, TrumpTariffTakedown

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server! it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with chocolate instead of diamonds.

oh, and get this – our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill and just want everyone to have a good time.

plus, our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding giant chickens and fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot. it’s like, total chaos but in the best way possible.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness, join our server now! you won’t regret it, dude. just watch out for those sneaky llamas…they’re always up to something.

Bloom on Battlefield 1.20

Adversity, battlefield, Bloom, Conflict, Connection, emotions, growth, Heartache, Hope, long-distance relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, perseverance, relationships, resilience, romance, Struggle, Trust, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Lol, bro, on this Minecraft server, love blooms everywhere, even in the middle of a PvP battle! Join us for a wild ride of romance and chaos as you fight for your crush’s heart while dodging creepers and skeletons.

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your heart race faster than when you see a diamond ore block.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate while also building epic structures and surviving in a world that’s crazier than your ex-girlfriend.

So come on, join us and see if love can truly bloom on a battlefield. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might steal your crush when you’re not looking!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Chores, Communication, confusion, Dinner, Expectations, family, food stamps, forewarning, Gaslighting, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hungry, meal planning, Meals, Minecraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, Server, text message, ungrateful, Waste

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never go hungry like this poor soul living with their parents! On our server, we have a special feature where your in-game parents will always make sure you have a feast waiting for you every time you log on. No more worrying about fending for yourself or being left out of family meals – we’ve got your back!

Join our server and experience the joy of never having to worry about food again. Our in-game parents will always make sure you’re well-fed and taken care of, just like a real family should. Say goodbye to hunger and confusion, and hello to a world where you’re always the top priority.

So come on over and join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful and the love is endless. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, in which case, watch out for explosions!

DadCraft Guest Room

Boundaries, child’s best interest, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, dog-friendly, family dynamics, former friends with benefits, friendship, guest, guest accommodations, guest room, job opportunity, long distance, love for child, parenting, room, solid friendship, support network, support system, unconventional co-parenting, unconventional relationship, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring storylines? Well, look no further! Join our server where a 38-year-old mom and her former friends with benefits, now co-parent, are navigating the wild world of raising a child together in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of converting virtual offices into guest rooms for your co-parent, just like our fearless mom on the server! Watch as she tackles the challenges of maintaining a solid friendship while co-parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, the moms and grandmas on the server may try to convince you that you’re “playing house” with your co-parent. Ignore their antics and focus on building the ultimate virtual family with your co-parent and child!

Join now for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Who knew co-parenting could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

Awkwardly Normal

awkwardly, behavioral patterns, common practices, cultural conditioning, individual perspective, learned behavior, normal, normal behavior, Perception, personal habits, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, social awareness, social conditioning, social constructs, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, societal influences, societal norms, societal standards, unconscious habits

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too…normal? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Ever thought riding a pig off a cliff was a bad idea? Think again! On our server, that’s just the beginning of the fun. We have flying cows, exploding sheep, and even talking creepers! Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing skeletons break it down to some sick beats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. Will you be the one to uncover his secrets and join him on his epic quests?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no going back to boring old normalcy. Let the madness begin!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

$130 Million, Aerial, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Destroying, Destruction, donetsk, Drones, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Missile System, MissileMayhem, Russian, Server, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, Video, War, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	156	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got DRONES that can DESTROY anything, even a $130 MILLION missile system in Donetsk! imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with these bad boys in the game. join now and be the ultimate destroyer in the virtual world! #minecraftmadness #dronepower

MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals

Conflict Resolution, economic influence, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, military presence, MineCraftyUkrainianMinerals, mineral extraction, mineral reserves, Natural resources, NBC reports, resource protection, security measures, strategic interests, territorial disputes, troops deployment, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian minerals, US

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

so, like, u know how ukraine has, like, all these cool minerals and stuff, right? well, apparently, the US is, like, super jealous and wants to, like, take 50% of them for themselves! can u believe that? they might even send their troops to, like, guard them and stuff. but, like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?

come join our server and, like, mine all the minerals u want without any crazy US troops trying to steal them from u. we’ve got, like, diamonds for days and emeralds galore. plus, we have this super cool underground base that’s, like, impossible to find unless u know the secret password (spoiler alert: it’s “minecraftrox”).

so, like, forget about all that drama in ukraine and come hang out with us on our epic minecraft server. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about some silly minerals. let’s mine and build and have a blast together!

Witch Trials Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, colonial america, cultural beliefs, dark ages, Dark History, fear of the unknown, Haven, historical events, historical injustices, human rights violations, legal proceedings, Legal System, mass hysteria, Puritan Beliefs, religious persecution, salem witch trials, societal norms, supernatural beliefs, superstition, Trials, witch, witch hunts, Witchcraft accusations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Emeralds Found:	5028	Divine Spears Created:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1703
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Yo, bro, imagine a Minecraft server where you can reenact the Salem witch trials but with a twist – instead of burning witches, you can battle them with enchanted swords and potions! Join our server for some wicked fun and show those evil witches who’s boss! Plus, you can build your own witchy village and summon demons to do your bidding. It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

PissedOffFlatmate Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, earplugs, flatmate, Frustration, LDR, long-distance relationship, Malaysia, Minecraft, noise complaint, pissed off, PissedOffFlatmate, postgraduate student, Quiet, roommate, Server, study trip, uk, undergraduate student, video call

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	3549	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	926175

Are you tired of being shushed by your flatmate while trying to have a romantic video call with your long-distance girlfriend? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! No more earplugs needed, just build your dream world with your girlfriend in peace. Plus, our server is so loud and chaotic, your flatmate won’t even notice your calls anymore. Say goodbye to the noise complaints and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and never worry about being too loud again.

Momma’s Minecraft Mansion Inheritance

caregiving, elder care, elderly care, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial dispute, financial expectations, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, Long Term Care, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, property ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, terminal illness, wills

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s grandmother and mother.

Imagine a world where you can build your own house, just like the one grandma left behind. Will you be the caretaker who selflessly tends to your virtual family members, or will you be the one fighting for your rightful inheritance? The choice is yours!

But beware, drama lurks around every corner in our server. Will you be labeled as monstrous and selfish by other players, or will you rise above the chaos and claim what is rightfully yours?

Join us now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!

administration, consumer prices, cost of living, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, egg prices, eggs, fuel costs, Galore, gas, gas prices, Government, grocery bills, inflation, market forces, policy, Politics, president, price hikes, supply and demand, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	532390	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	5486	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing!

SubmarineCraft Server

Alliance, Canada, cooperation, Defense, defense collaboration, defense industry, germany, international relations, Military, naval fleet, Négotiation, norway, Partnership, Procurement, Project, SECURITY, Server, strategic alliance, Submarine Technology, SubmarineCraft, Submarines, technology transfer

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11

LOL yo, dis server be like them submarines – sleek, powerful, and ready to take you on a wild ride! Germany and Norway be like, “Yo Canada, join our project and get early access to these sick subs!” So come on down and dive into the depths of this epic Minecraft server! Swim with the dolphins, battle the kraken, and explore underwater cities like a boss! Join now for a chance to ride in style with your new submarine crew! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, eh?

MineCraftyDealzVP or BlackmailCraftVP

BlackmailCraftVP, Blackmailed, coercion, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Meeting, MineCraftyDealzVP, minerals deal, Munich, negotiation tactics, political pressure, power play, summit, Ukraine, Ultimatum, united states, US, vice president

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9306

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the minerals you could ever dream of, like diamonds, emeralds, even obsidian! but get this, right? we got this crazy story where the US was like, “yo Ukraine, sign this deal for minerals or you ain’t meeting our vice president in Munich!” like, what even is that, right? but hey, if you wanna avoid that kind of drama and just mine in peace, then you gotta join our server, where the only blackmailing happening is when your friend steals your diamonds! lolz!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0