Arcane Realms VS Hypixel | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7875	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hypixel	Arcane Realms
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers	Unique and enchanting world design
Wide variety of minigames and game modes	Epic quests and challenges
Active and large community	Unity community-focused gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	May have fewer players than Hypixel

### Hypixel FAQ – **Q: What makes Hypixel stand out among other Minecraft servers?** – A: Hypixel is known for its vast array of minigames and game modes, as well as its active and large community. – **Q: Are there any drawbacks to playing on Hypixel?** – A: Some players may find Hypixel overwhelming due to the sheer variety of content available.

### Arcane Realms FAQ – **Q: What sets Arcane Realms apart from other Minecraft servers like Hypixel?** – A: Arcane Realms offers a unique and enchanting world design, with epic quests and challenges for players to undertake. – **Q: Are there any potential downsides to playing on Arcane Realms?** – A: Arcane Realms may have a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1136	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2276	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crops Grown:	3559
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	174
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Cecilia Sala, Censorship, confirmed arrest, CraftyCecilias, detained journalist, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iran, Iran news, Italian Journalist, italy, Journalism, journalist, legal proceedings, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political tensions, press freedom, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Towns Built:	2

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	3347

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	6019

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Hen-Do Havoc Minecraft Server

advice, AITAH, anniversary, best friends, Bridesmaid, celebration, Counselling, decision, Disappointment, Grief, Guilt, Havoc, hen do, HenDo, husband’s birthday, Itinerary, June 2025, leaving early, Minecraft, Opinions, Server, spain, Support, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring hen dos and birthday dilemmas? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own world of fun and adventure!

On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!

Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Babysitting, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, CreeperCousinsBabysit, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandma, Guilt, holidays, love, MONEY, relationships, responsibilities, Time, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4643	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

ALERT, cambodia, CambodiaCraft, China, Covid-19, disease control, Epidemic, flu, global health, health, health alert, health emergency, health warning, hMPV outbreak, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, outbreak alert, outbreak response, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, respiratory virus, Server, viral infection, virus outbreak

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWars, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, New Year’s message, Peace, peace agreement, peace talks, Peacebuilding, PeaceQuest, Polish president, political stability, regional cooperation, security measures, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

1.21.3, 48, awkward, bimmer, Campfire, Colossus, Cowboy, domo23, IFHY, jamba, lone, parking lot, partyisntover, Pigs, Rusty, Slater, tamale, Tracklist, trashwang, treehome95, Tyler, tyler the creator, Wolf

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

MommaDramaBdayBash

Apology, Birthday, birthday traditions, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, Effort, emotions, family, healing, hurt feelings, MommaDramaBdayBash, Mother, Proactive, relationships, Resentment, resolution, Sadness, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your birthday celebrations better than ever before! Tired of sad birthday memories like getting leftover dinner and two-year-old cake batter cake? Join us and we’ll make sure you have the most epic birthday party ever!

On our server, you can swim in virtual pools, have a Mediterranean breakfast with all your friends, and never have to worry about disappointing pancake mixtures again. Our virtual world is filled with surprises and excitement, just waiting for you to explore.

So come join us and leave all your birthday traumas behind! We guarantee you’ll have a blast and make memories that will last a lifetime. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.