Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!
So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!
On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!
Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!
But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?
If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.
So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!
On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?
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| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Events | We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum! |
| Inclusivity | Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape for a bit and play with some friends. |
| Quality of Life Addons | One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and More! |
| Shopping and Minigames District | A Thriving district for shopping and playing minigames |
| Mayoral Elections | Players can make choices on how they want the district to run. |
| Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins | Security measures to protect your items and builds. |
| Server Uptime | 24/7 online availability |
Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc to get started.
Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.
Yes, please review the server rules on our Discord server.
Absolutely! We encourage you to bring your friends to join the community.
But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.
So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!
We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.
Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.
So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!
why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, and we are always looking for new members to join us on our server.
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric and uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and any modifications are discussed and voted on by the community.
We have a diverse player base and encourage community collaboration through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Our community is built on trust and respect, with laid-back rules to keep drama to a minimum.
If you’re interested in joining our server, please join our Discord and follow the application process.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Do you have plans to reset the server? | No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for our players. |
| What kind of modifications are allowed on the server? | We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing additions that go beyond vanilla mechanics. |
| How can I join the community? | Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member of Warped SMP. |
