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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6734 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
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