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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1460 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4173 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 3509 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!