| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 1271 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5929 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience high vibes, crazy energy, and seasoned chicken all day, every day! It’s like a party that never stops, with non-stop fun and excitement.
Don’t waste your time on those other servers, come join us and let’s turn up the heat together! Let’s make every day feel like a wild ride that you never wanna get off of.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s shake things up in the Minecraft world like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1662 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual mining and crafting, all while sitting in a gaming chair that may or may not have a dramatic backstory. Who knows, maybe your ex will show up in-game and demand you give back the chair’s virtual counterpart!
But don’t worry, we won’t make you give up any in-game currency to your ex. Keep your diamonds and emeralds for yourself, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9487 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1832 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Join us and experience the joy of stew in every corner of our blocky world. From beef tips and vegetable stews to exotic mushroom stews, we have it all! And the best part? No tomato paste allowed! That’s right, we understand the struggles of those who despise tomatoes, so we’ve banned tomato paste from our virtual kitchen.
But beware, if you dare to try and sneak in some tomato paste, be prepared for a stew-pendous meltdown like never before! Our players take their stew seriously and will not tolerate any funny business when it comes to their favorite dish.
So come join us on our server and immerse yourself in a world where stew reigns supreme and tomato paste is the ultimate enemy. Who knew a simple ingredient could cause so much chaos and drama? Only on our server, where stew is life and tomato paste is the ultimate villain.
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6261 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4887 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2690 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
When you join our server, you’ll be so triggered by the gender inequality that you’ll be smashing blocks like there’s no tomorrow. Women will be taking action left and right, building the most epic structures to show those overrepresented men who’s boss!
So come on, join us and let’s smash the patriarchy one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so woke, am I right? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9626 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Votes: | 240 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Mines Excavated: | 1082 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 9140 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 812570 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you receive a flood of manipulative and threatening messages from a player claiming you’re breaking the “girl code” by expanding your territory. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through financial setbacks, emotional turmoil, and intense negotiations just to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world. Who needs a college fund when you can have a front-row seat to this epic showdown?
So why wait? Join now and show that ex-girlfriend who’s boss by building the most epic house Minecraft has ever seen, all while dodging her crazy demands and securing your spot in the server hall of fame. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 3071 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 42723 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
And get this, on this server, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. It’s guarded by a pack of killer rabbits that shoot lasers out of their eyes. You gotta defeat them in a dance-off to gain access, it’s wild.
Oh, and did I mention that the owner of the server is a time-traveling wizard who can summon dragons at will? Yeah, he’s pretty much the coolest dude ever. So if you wanna join this insane Minecraft SMP and uncover all the hidden secrets of history, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be lit, bro!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9943 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8348 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing chickens or getting lost in a maze filled with talking llamas who give terrible directions.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of bacon… and now they’re living out their wildest dreams in a bacon-filled paradise.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and hilarious, look no further! Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a sentient block of cheese!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9146 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5655 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6650 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1128 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a land filled with diamond-encrusted trees and rivers of chocolate milk. build a house out of marshmallows, ride a unicorn into battle, and dance with a zombie in a disco party dungeon.
but beware, there are evil unicorns plotting to take over the server and turn it into a land of darkness and despair. only you can stop them by harnessing the power of friendship, love, and a really big sword.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. unicorns honor.
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9646 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
