Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	9736	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1775	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9488

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	106	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	8839	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mines Excavated:	2246	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9888	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Villages Defended:	13

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Farms Harvested:	867	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Votes:	2741
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	437101

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Votes:	5870	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8645
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	7543	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!