Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Crops Grown: 3885 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • onepeace

    onepeace
    onepeace

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9863 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ocd

    ocd

    When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BRAJO

    BRAJO
    READING

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Spyte PvP

    Spyte PvP

    We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BogRealms

    BogRealms

    BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HeilCraft

    HeilCraft

    HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AgedCraft

    AgedCraft

    Welcome to Agedcraft.

    Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

    We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

    We hope you enjoy the server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 564916
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 1830
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • UrbanCraftNetwork

    UrbanCraftNetwork

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 New Chunks Explored: 834082
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TitanPvP

    TitanPvP

    An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Potions Brewed: 189
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ThePrisonServer

    ThePrisonServer

    ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

    ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

    The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

    D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

    C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

    B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Terminal

    Terminal

    Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Star Shards Collected: 270
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Zombie Dances: 9
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Farms Harvested: 715

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AmbarCraft

    AmbarCraft

    AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

    We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

    In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

    Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Animals Bred: 98 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Treasure Island

    Treasure Island

    Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Gildorym

    Gildorym

    So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Grueworld.dk

    Grueworld.dk

    Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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