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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7969 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Animals Bred: | 47 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
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