AntCentaursRUs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

New Minecraft Servers

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6032

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	993	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ores Mined:	6379
Dimension Hops:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	963
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	1731	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	8668
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	757725	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	2386
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	858778

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
New Chunks Explored:	25789	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9197
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.