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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3195 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3865 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!
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PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.
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