so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dimension Hops: 13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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