so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
New Chunks Explored: 256621 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mines Excavated: 4736

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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