so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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