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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8655 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.