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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8230 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 121 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.