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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1598 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8808 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.