Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3831 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.
But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!