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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 1436 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2120 |
Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).