Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
