AnonCraft: Where No. 75017436 is the MVP

AnonCraft, mvp, legal process, Confidential, legal consequences

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers have been trained to breakdance. Our community is made up of the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a group of ninja chickens to a gang of singing llamas.

But that’s not all – our server also has secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, guarded by a band of mischievous gnomes who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – because on our server, anything goes!

CiggyBlockerCraft

cigarettes, Frustrated, internet, leave me alone, Bother

So, picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual bar on our Minecraft server, just mining your own blocks. Suddenly, a tipsy player stumbles up to you and starts begging for virtual cigarettes. Like, what even? And then she starts showering you with fake compliments, like “your pixelated pickaxe is so stylish.” Um, thanks but no thanks, random stranger.

But here’s the kicker – when you refuse to cater to her bizarre requests, she goes off on you, calling you a “brokie” (whatever that means in Minecraft language). Like, excuse me, I’m just here to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons, not be your cigarette delivery service.

So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected encounters and drama that even soap operas would envy, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Just remember to bring your own virtual cigarettes, because we don’t cater to entitled players here.

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New Server IP
GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

workout excuses, gym membership, gym intimidation, fitness goals, workout motivation

Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

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New Server IP
ChunkyCraft

Appearance, Communication, weight, hurtful, self esteem

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward questions like “Do I look fat in this?” Our pixelated world is filled with magical potions that make you look slimmer instantly! No need to worry about offending your girlfriend ever again, just tell her she looks fabulous in our virtual world! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that turns your girlfriend into a majestic unicorn whenever she asks that dreaded question. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with that kind of power? So come on over and leave body image insecurities behind, because in our Minecraft world, everyone looks pixel-perfect!

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New Server IP
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, FOREIGN AID, aid, european union, Defence

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a record £4.5 billion aid package for Ukraine like whaaaat. we out here helpin countries and buildin epic bases at the same time. our military support is off the charts, we got diamond swords for days and creepers ain’t got nothin on us. join now and be part of the most epic server ever, where we fight for justice and build the coolest pixel art you’ve ever seen. come join the fun and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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New Server IP
CraftyTariffWars

decision, Trade, international relations, NAFTA, Economy

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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New Server IP

AnonCraft: Where No. 75017436 is the MVP

CiggyBlockerCraft

GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

ChunkyCraft

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

CraftyTariffWars