AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

4chan, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, CREEPERS, fake email, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet moderation, internet trolls, IP ban, jannies, Mods, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online identity, online security, privacy, retards, secret, Thread, trolling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Star Shards Collected:	74	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9206	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Animals Bred:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	260	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	7825
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	771281
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7690
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	638
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ores Mined:	2041
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4561
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	3329	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6961	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.