Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where no one cares about you? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of talking to your friends in-game while also receiving virtual therapy sessions. That’s right, our team of trained therapists will be there to chat with you and make sure you’re feeling good while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story: one time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that actually took them to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. True story!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let us show you just how much we care about you. Plus, who doesn’t love a good roller coaster ride to a hidden treasure trove? Let’s mine and chat our way to happiness together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
Farms Harvested: 526 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Magic Items Found: 1218 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Zombie Dances: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

    Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks
    Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

    Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

    Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafty Truth Bombs

    Crafty Truth Bombs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb…literally! Join us and witness the epicness of our international truth nukes, where every block you break reveals a shocking truth about the world. Want to know if aliens really exist? Just mine some diamond ore and find out! But be warned, the truth can be explosive! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of uncovering secrets and blowing minds. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ores Mined: 8877
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

    Crafty Kiseki Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

    PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!
    Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

    Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

    Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

    But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 5232
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 New Chunks Explored: 633761
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9354 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

    DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

    Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

    And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

    So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

    Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

    With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

    So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 364257
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

    RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)
    Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

    Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family
    Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

    Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

    Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Villages Defended: 19
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

    Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Mines Excavated: 2233
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

    Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

    BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Zombie Dances: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 42

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!

    AmeliaCraft: Where we appreciate Watson and build epic adventures together!
    Welcome to the most detective-worthy Minecraft server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a whole lot of lolz.

    Are you a fan of Amelia Watson? Well, you’re in luck because this server is dedicated to our favorite adorable, dorky detective! Solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Amelia Watson herself frequents this server in disguise, ready to challenge players to epic detective showdowns. Will you be able to outsmart her and claim the title of ultimate sleuth?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the detective games begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of chicken spies or a hidden underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pickaxes. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Ores Mined: 7872 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Players Killed by Monsters: 9151
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 9590
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions

    Blocky Blunders: Where Creepers Ask the Real Questions
    Oh honey, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I stumbled upon! It’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride on the backs of unicorns and battle evil llamas with enchanted swords?

    And the best part? The admins are actually a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve had a dance-off with a dolphin in a virtual ocean.

    So, what did I think about it? Did I enjoy it? Oh heck yeah, I had the time of my life! So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Ores Mined: 6459 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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