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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2397 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 |
Mines Excavated: | 1311 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?