Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They’re trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and they take their job very seriously.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, but beware – the base is also home to a pack of diamond-eating dragons.
3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party that never ends, and you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – just remember, you can’t save those who don’t want to be saved, anonchama.
