Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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