AnnoyingEarwormCraft

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Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	208471	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Nightmare Toys Transform

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join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Misinfo MasterCraft

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so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7504
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

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Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4819	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

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Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
Quality of Life (QoL)	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
Informative Discord Channel	Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
Custom Help Menu	Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

4. Is there a player economy on the server?

Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	37938	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	104

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YemenWarzoneCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

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FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyBedBanter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

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so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”