| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3727 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 91 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8210 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4712 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 2930 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7408 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6166 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 4006 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6771 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1880 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 666 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 748 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 72 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2791 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5727 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 511 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7240 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5454 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5829 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Votes: | 4137 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9427 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6913 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 148 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 137 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8401 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 300 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 785 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
