New Minecraft Servers

AnimeCowboys Minecraft Saloon: Where the only problem is deciding between building a ranch or a ninja dojo!

AnimeCowboys Minecraft Saloon: Where the only problem is deciding between building a ranch or a ninja dojo!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old anime communities where no one knows how to draw? Are you sick of seeing models with heart eyes instead of epic battles like Marine attacking Okayu with her tongue sticking out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the wildest anime adventures you’ve ever seen. From black people being used for cutaway gags to rap-anime songs that will make you question reality, we’ve got it all. Who needs subtle references when you can have outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits you. And who knows, you might even see Matthew Perry performing a minstrel show in blackface. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

    Time Traveler in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the only way to defeat the llamas is by building giant statues of Justin Bieber made entirely out of diamonds! It’s totally crazy but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. So come join us and let’s take down those evil llamas together! #BieberDiamondStatuesFTW 😂🦄🌈🦙🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

    MineCraftMania-ConcertCraze

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been to a concert where the performers were actually Minecraft characters? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate virtual concert experience with Creeper DJs and Enderman dancers! Get ready to party like you’ve never partied before in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Join us for a night of music, dancing, and explosions (courtesy of the Creepers, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

    Engels2FuelWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha, ukraine go brrrr and boom boom on russian oil depot! now join our minecraft server for epic explosions and chaos like ukraine did to russia! we got crazy pvp battles, where you can blow up your enemies like ukraine blew up that oil depot! come join the fun and be a part of the madness! let’s gooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

    GreenlandCraft: Trumped Tariffs

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally epic, just like when trump threatened denmark with tariffs over greenland, like, who even does that? anyway, if you join this server, you’ll be like a total boss, just like trump thinks he is. we have crazy builds and insane events, just like trump’s tweets. join now and make minecraft great again! #tariffsarecool #greenlandisours #buildthewallaroundspawn

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DashCraft: Slow Decline

    DashCraft: Slow Decline

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

    imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP