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CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	60	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	257
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2734	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PutinCraft2020

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join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1671
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	New Chunks Explored:	970666
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4