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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 3281 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!