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Players: 99/500 Votes: 3424
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
Farms Harvested: 133 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Mines Excavated: 4968 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 273
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, like, stop making rape jokes, that’s not cool at all, man. But hey, you know what is cool? This Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

>RAPE IS NOT A JOKE

Yeah, we get it, bro, rape is definitely not a joke. But you know what is a joke? How awesome this Minecraft server is! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you explore our insane world filled with surprises around every corner.

>SERIOUSLY, STOP

Okay, okay, we’ll stop with the rape jokes, we promise. But seriously, you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP! It’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the time of your virtual life.

>I’M REPORTING THIS

Whoa, calm down there, buddy! No need to report anything, we’re just trying to have some fun here. And trust us, joining this Minecraft server is the most fun you’ll ever have in your blocky existence. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

    Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5443
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

    Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

    TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6522
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

    Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

    We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

    So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3068
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Crops Grown: 6956
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

    CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 2486
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Villages Defended: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Votes: 2793 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

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  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 788
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Age Requirement 25+ years old
    Ranks No ranks or moderator positions
    Map New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
    World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
    Player Count 8-12 players online at peak times
    Difficulty Hard
    View Distance 32 Chunks
    Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server
    Exceptions to Vanilla Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

    A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

    Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

    A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

    Q: What is the world border size?

    A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

    … (and more FAQ questions and answers)

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  • Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

    Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4658
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9687 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

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  • ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6962
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

    We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

    Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • SirenCraft SMP

    SirenCraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 7334
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9296
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

    ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7800
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

    join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

    plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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  • Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

    Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4171
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

    we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

    join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

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  • SkyNectar

    SkyNectar
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7449
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyNectar

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    SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

    The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

    Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

    Features
    Full discord integration
    Integration with personal website

    Early Adopters

    I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

    For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

    Server Links

    • I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
    • You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
    • View a list of all players and their stats here
    • You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

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  • Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

    Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2802
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 219
    Villages Defended: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

    We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

    With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • DadCraft Dropout

    DadCraft Dropout
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8167
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Votes: 1807
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

    On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

    And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

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  • MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

    MonarchMania Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 6946
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 161 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

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