Anarchic Survival JosterMC | 1.20.4 Java Edition

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	644	Star Shards Collected:	110
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Hello, how are you? I hope you are well, here I come to introduce you my new server, JosterMC. JosterMC is an anarchic server 1.20.4 Java edition in which you can play with friends and have a lot of fun, also has an auction house (/ah) also with /kits you can claim kits, currently there is only one, the INITIAL kit. Also with /backpack you can run a backpack to store your important things, soon we will get ranks at a very good price and with many advantages, we will continue updating the server, etc, join us!

Hello how are you? I hope well, here I come to introduce you to my new server, JosterMC. JosterMC is an anarchic server 1.20.4 Java edition in which you can play with friends and have a lot of fun, it also has an auction house (/ah) also with /kits you can claim kits, currently there is only one, the INITIAL kit. Also with /backpack you can run a backpack to store your important things, soon we will release ranges at a very good price and with many advantages, we will continue updating the server, etc., join us!

mia37.vultam.net:25573

UnbelievableCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Dragon Eggs Found:	9878	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5548	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	6

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7480	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	1022

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ores Mined:	6324

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	138
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!