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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 1335 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 1064 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
we got pigs flying around with jetpacks, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond pickaxes for a single emerald.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life!