come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all your problems like mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit, you’ll never want to leave your house again! plus, on the anniversary of mahsa amini’s death in custody, we’ll have a special event where you have to stay home and play minecraft all day! it’s gonna be so wild, you won’t even remember who mahsa amini is! so join now and let’s make some memories together, even if they’re as crazy as mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’!
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KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers
so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss! -
Pixel Haven 1.20.1
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?
And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?
Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?