MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	175	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBodsMC

aesthetic preferences, attractiveness, BlockyBodsMC, body image, body standards, body type, fitness level, ideal body shape, ideal partner, ideal physique, partner, partner criteria, perfect body, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical compatibility, physical features, Physical fitness, physical qualities, Preferences

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	108	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, false claims, gaza, Hamas, HamasGriefersGoneWild, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, negotiation breakdown, peace process, political tension, prisoner exchange, Propaganda, Release, truce collapse, Women

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, cold, environmental crisis, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health impacts, heat wave, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, hot, MAYHEM, mid century, mortality, public health, rising temperatures, TempCraft, temperature-linked deaths, U.S, vulnerable populations

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

cocoa survival server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TransfemMC

Community, Diverse, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, minecraft server, Nya, ONLINE, Safe, Server, Social, supportive, Survival, TransfemMC, Transgender, Unique, virtual, Welcoming

We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Beans, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime, crossplay, Dynmap, Geyser, goodness, Homes, integration, Keepinventory, Koot, Lag-free, Land claiming, Lore, Mystery, Nations, Ranks, rat, Semi Vanilla, Server, spudtacular, Survival, Text Formatting, titles, Vanilla

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features:

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims	Honor system + rollbacks
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting	+Gradients!
Brewery	Just a treat!
Big boy ram and big boy processor	Minimal lag

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

23.5%, 24-year-old, 24.5%, 27.8%, Economy, gen z, gen-x, generation, Happy, happy generation, home owner, Homeowner, homeownership, millennial, Millennials, Minecraft, Redfin, Server, social responsibility

Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	136	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	57	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3780	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	2061
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crops Grown:	6445	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Diddit Server

alter ego, artist, Celebrity, Crafty, Diddit, Entertainment, Fame, Hip Hop, Identity, Marketing, Music (Industry), music career, name change, p diddy, P. Diddit, Persona, public image, rapper, rebranding, Sean Combs, Server, stage name, stage persona

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Panda Stem Cell Party

animal conservation, Biodiversity, breeding, Cell, cell differentiation, cell manipulation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, genetic diversity, genetic engineering, giant panda, Panda, Party, regenerative medicine, reproductive technology, researchers, scientists, skin cells, species preservation, species sustainability, STEM, stem cells, wildlife preservation, Wildlife research

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported into a world where giant pandas are like, the rulers. they’re everywhere, just chillin and eatin bamboo like there’s no tomorrow.

but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.

now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.

so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Amen Break Is Good Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

MineCraftChat SMP

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BlockyBodsMC

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HamasGriefersGoneWild

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cocoa survival server

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Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Features:

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

Updated September 21, 2024

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Updated September 21, 2024

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

Updated September 21, 2024

RussellBentleyCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Crafty Diddit Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Panda Stem Cell Party

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Runes Activated:	6