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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5835 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!