Amberstone

amberstone, Architecture, BUILD, city, Contemporary, Créatif, Creative, Defroi, European style, FANTASY, Fun, futuristic, Historic, Medieval, MODERN, Moscow project, Plugins, Premium accounts, Quest, Ranks, resource pack, rp, RPG, Server, ship team, Steampunk, Survival, Traditional, USA style, worlds

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

New Minecraft Servers

AMBERSTONE

Dynmap:http://213.32.7.119:25560/#

web site : www.amberstonedream.com

visit – create – share your passion for architecture

Server is available in 1.16 JAVA IP: amberstonedream.comNow compatible in Bedrock edition BEDROCK IP: 188.165.61.76 Port: 27310You have a question ? join our https://discord.gg/ve5kaP8

Amberstone is now arriving on his 5th birthday, a big thank you to all for your support during these long years !!

English:

– We have different type of gameplay mainly creative (modern, traditional, fantasy, historic project…) but amberstone also have part with survival and rp with quest money …

– Resource pack: We use our own resource pack with connected texture and more 700 3d model: Amberstone 3.50On our website : Texture pack

– Ranks: “Citoyen”: Guest (Default Rank). You can go anywhere you want, use warps and build on Plot World, also have world edit..“Citoyen+”: Second Rank. Build on plotworld, deco, and freebuild world.“Architecte”: You can build everywhere and use World Edit.“Guide”: Rank Helper for beginer.“Mayor”: You are in charge of developing city or district (voxel, set warp) “Supervisor”: Charge help new builder or developing city.“Moderateur”: You can promote or demote a player, ban…“Administrator”: Administrator.

– Worlds:Main World: A 16000×16000 Custom World USA style. Guardia: A 8000×8000 Custom World European style. Fantasy: 8000×8000 Custom World for medieval and steampunkModern: 5000×5000 Custom World for only modern architectureRoseWood: 5000×5000 Custom World for only Futuristic projectCorsair: Custom World for ship team (different period)Moscow: World for Moscow project “Deco”: Solely for storage and testing purposes.Plot world = free build area for all, plot size : 60×60MasterPlot world = free build area for architect plot size : 300×300

– Contact:We use discord : https://discord.gg/JpyPpRS follow us on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/amberstonedream/follow us on twitter : [url=twitter.com/amberstone_fr]twitter.com/amberstone_fr[/url]contact by mail : www.amberstonedream.com/pages/contact.php

– Plugins:World Edit – Voxel Sniper – Astools – Custom iframe-map – and all plugins needful for server like essential core protect … …

– cracked version ?Not accept only prenium account !

Thanks! Thanks all staff and member to support this server

See you soon on the server and don’t hesitate send us your question or suggestion!

Francais:

– We have different types of games, mainly creative (modern, traditional, fantasy, historical project…) but Amberstone also has a part with survival and rp (currency quests)…

– Texture pack: We use our pack with many connected textures and more than 700 3d models – amberstone 3.50On our website: Texture pack

– Grades:Citizen = by default you can visit worlds, use warps and build on the world plot World edit is now available upon your arrival.Citizen+ = grade on request to have access to WE on the world plot and or access to the deco card Architect = you can build anywhere and use WorldEditGuide = Grade helper to help newbiesMayor = He manages his city or his district with the same rights as an architect + the edition of Warp and VoxelSupervisor = person in charge of the evolution of new players and the overall development of the worldsModerator = management of ranks and good behavior of membersAdministrator = all commands

– Worlds:Creative world = Main world 16000×16000 (custom map) USA styleGuardia = Customized World 8000×8000 (customized map) European StyleFantasy: Customized world 8000×8000 for medieval and steampunkModern: Exclusively modern 5000×5000 custom worldRoseWood: Custom world 5000×5000 Futuristic variousCorsair: World dedicated to the boat teamMoscow: World for the Moscow projectDeco = stock et testPlot world = zone construction libre, plot de 60×60MasterPlot = zone construction libre, plot de 300×300

– Contact:We mainly chat discord: https://discord.gg/JpyPpRS follow us on our twitter: https://twitter.com/amberstone_frFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/amberstonedream/

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[/url]- Plugins:World Edit – Voxel Sniper – Astools – Custom iframe-map – and all the plugins concerning the smooth running of a server – essential core protect … …

– Version cracké ?No, only premium accounts

Thanks! Thanks to all the staff and members for supporting the server

See you soon on the server and don’t hesitate to send us your questions or suggestions!

amberstonedream.com:25577

WifeWars Minecraft Server

ADD, Attention, career, continuous contract, dreams, education, family, finances, Healthcare, interview process, Kids, medical school, Minecraft, Moving, Nurse, Pension, relationships, residency, Server, substitute teacher, supporting wife, WifeWars

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic and intense than your wife’s sudden decision to go to medical school? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your wife’s midlife crisis look like a walk in the park.

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.

With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?

So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.

UnderwearCraft

Boundaries, clothesline, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, domestic duties, EMBARRASSMENT, granny panties, hanging laundry, household chores, household responsibilities, Laundry, laundry day, laundry etiquette, laundry mishap, misunderstanding, neighborly etiquette, relationship, underwear, UnderwearCraft, vacuuming, washing dishes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make hanging your girlfriend’s granny panties on the clothesline seem like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Just like the time I accidentally aired out my girlfriend’s unmentionables for the whole neighborhood to see. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and pure chaos, come join us! Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (unless, of course, you hang your girlfriend’s undies out to dry).

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchantments Applied:	88	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8809	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8117	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	143	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	103
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8858
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

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if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

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