come join our epic minecraft server where deforestation is a thing of the past, just like your ex who cheated on you with a llama! our server is so lit, even the brazilian amazon is jealous of our low deforestation rates. we’ve got more trees than a squirrel’s wet dream and more fires than a mixtape from a pyromaniac rapper. join now and help us save the virtual rainforest while building your own empire of treehouses and fireproof shelters. who needs real life when you can escape to our minecraft wonderland and be a virtual eco-warrior? let’s burn down the house… but only in minecraft, of course!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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