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Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	72
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5579	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5203
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	895956	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9774
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!

CraftyCommies2024

Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyCommies2024, December 2024, Defense, Geopolitics, intelligence assessment, international relations, January, Losses, Military, Report, russia, SECURITY, strategy, UK intelligence, War, worst month

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, u know how russia was all like, having a bad time in january 2024? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! come join us and be a part of the most epic, lit, and totally not disastrous community ever!

we have so many crazy things happening on our server, like a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. not to mention, our players are all super cool and funny, like one time someone built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, u respawn right after)!

if u wanna have a blast and forget about all the bad stuff happening in the world, then this is the place for u. join us and let’s make some memories that will make january 2024 look like a walk in the park!

ShroomCraft: Neuro Fun Land

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain health, cognitive function, depression, dopamine, Fun, Jan 2025, Land, mental illness, Microdosing, mushrooms, Neuro, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, neuroplasticity, Neuropsychiatric Disease, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychiatric research, serotonin, ShroomCraft, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Towns Built:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo yo yo! You wanna join our cray cray Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, we got more mushrooms than Mario Kart! And guess what? We encourage microdosing while you play! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that it actually cures mental illness. Yeah, you heard me right. Just by playing on our server, your neurotransmitters will be poppin’, your neuroinflammation will be gone, and your neuroplasticity will be off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most mind-bending Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TortugaMC

Adventure, below average, command blocks, Community, Expansion, fan favorite, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, TortugaMC, Turtle Hockey, Unique, Unique Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0

A below average minigame server.

TortugaMC is a minigames server providing unique games adapted from completely vanilla concepts, typically originating purely from command blocks, only using plugins to refine the experience. Our current primary offering is the fan-favorite Turtle Hockey mode, but we have many plans for expansion into other vanilla-inspired modes.

play.tortugamc.org

CastleQuest

active moderation, Adventure, castle decorations, CastleQuest, collaboration, Community, Community Events, creativity, Custom terrain, epic combat, friendly community, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, kingdom rules, Medieval, mythical origins, proximity voice chat, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Star Shards Collected:	245
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Server Name	CastleQuest SMP
Theme	Medieval Adventure
Features	Medieval-Themed Mods Custom Terrain Proximity Voice Chat Community Events Survival with a Twist
Community	Active Moderation

FAQ

What is CastleQuest SMP?

CastleQuest SMP is a medieval-themed Minecraft server that offers a unique RPG experience filled with adventure, creativity, and a welcoming community.

What makes CastleQuest SMP special?

CastleQuest SMP stands out with its medieval-themed mods, custom terrain, proximity voice chat, community events, and survival with a twist.

What are the kingdom rules?

The kingdom rules include respecting everyone, requiring consent for PvP, sticking to the medieval theme, and avoiding griefing, stealing, or cheating.

How can I join CastleQuest SMP?

You can join CastleQuest SMP by joining their Discord server and starting your medieval adventure with the community.

Is CastleQuest SMP suitable for all players?

Yes, CastleQuest SMP has an inclusive and friendly community, active moderation, and encourages collaboration and roleplay, making it suitable for all players.

UnityCraft 1.20

chance, Connection, couple, destiny, doubt, fate, Future, Hope, love, Possibility, prediction, Realistic, relationship, reunion, romance, skepticism, speculation, uncertainty, UnityCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Bro, forget reality! Join our Minecraft server and watch pigs fly and creepers dance together in perfect harmony!

You think they’ll get together in real life? Haha, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now and witness the most epic love story between a villager and a zombie!

Who needs reality when you can have a front-row seat to the craziest Minecraft soap opera ever?

Forget about real relationships, join our server and watch the drama unfold in blocky pixel form!

BailCraft: No Refunds, No Regrets

BailCraft, bailed, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, family emergency, financial responsibility, friendship, group dynamics, group trip, Honesty, immaturity, loyalty, moral dilemma, peer pressure, refund, refunds, regrets, ski trip, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Towns Built:	9
Farms Harvested:	666	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty over everything! Just like Sarah’s loyalty to her friends on that ski trip…oh wait, nevermind.

Join our server for epic adventures and crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

Looking for drama? Look no further! Our community is filled with twists and turns, just like Sarah’s last-minute decision to ditch her friends for a beach vacation with her boyfriend.

And hey, if you’re feeling generous, feel free to donate $600 to the server…just kidding! We won’t pull a Sarah on you and leave you hanging. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Late4MinecraftSMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, DELAY, EXCUSE, Explanation, funny, Humorous, Late, Late4MinecraftSMP, odd, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, silly, Story, strange, TARDY, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! I was once late to a meeting because I was too busy trying to tame a pack of wild llamas in the game. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! And then I accidentally set my house on fire because I was too busy trying to make a giant lava pit for no reason. It was epic, bro. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziness and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Don’t miss out, join now! #minecraftmadness #llamalove #discoinferno

Players:	109/400	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1