Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • JungleSMP Survival Server

    JungleSMP Survival Server

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Minecraft Server Overview

    No whitelist, open to anybody. Join the discord server to get started 🙂

    Discord Server

    Modlist:

    Mod Name
    AppleSkin
    Amendments

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the discord server mentioned above to get the details on how to join.

    Q: Is there a whitelist?

    A: No, the server is open to anyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 418 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 350

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 New Chunks Explored: 164435

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Animals Bred: 110
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Chimeras Created: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Animals Bred: 75 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ores Mined: 4736 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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