ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Farms Harvested:	232

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

hDunno

hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

onepeace

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1538	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	733	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crops Grown:	3852

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

Gildorym is a Mature Roleplay Minecraft server, set in the D&D world of Faerun. A harsh place, with fortune & danger lurking around every corner. With the opportunity for every man to take his chance at fame. Our Events Team run daily events involving deep plots, with twists both good & evil, with opportunity for the player’s actions to decide its fate. We use a D&D based class system offering over 11 different and unique combat classes each with their own developing storyline and 5 crafting professions that each have vital place in our world economy. Lastly, we use the faction system allowing players to become a Lord of Lands, conquer other lands and even vie for the title of King..

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!