ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and show some love for your mom by building her a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks! Trust us, she’ll be so impressed she might even start playing Minecraft herself. Plus, rumor has it that if you compliment your mom in the chat, you’ll receive a special in-game power-up that turns all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Show your mom some love and join our server today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Point of Being a Boyfriend or a Husband Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and embrace the chaos! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? They’ve got you covered.

– The main currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but memes. That’s right, you can trade rare Pepe memes for valuable items and resources.

– Our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs a boyfriend or husband when you have a whole community of side niggas to play with?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TechTrendz Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, cloud computing, cybersecurity, Data Analytics, digital transformation, future technology, innovation, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, quantum computing, robotics, Smart Devices, smp, tech advancements, Technology Trends, TechTrendz, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the future of technology is headed straight into the hands of our insane and hilarious players.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Our players have created a world where anything is possible, and the future of technology is in their hands.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and even battle giant robots with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits. The future of technology is limitless on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest, most outrageous server on the block. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wild world of technology and tomfoolery!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Buildings Constructed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you tired of awkwardly sliding into someone’s DMs and getting left on read? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can woo them with your pixelated creations?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a matchmaker in disguise. Defeat the dragon and you might just find your soulmate waiting for you on the other side. Talk about a love story for the ages!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the quest for love and diamonds begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5747	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Bucha’s Drone Busters

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Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6488	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5257
Animals Bred:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8894
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.