ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Animals Bred:	118	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SkinSwapCraft

body image, Body transformation, deep introspection, existentialism, Gender Identity, Identity, Individuality, Inner desires, Life decisions, life purpose, personal choice, personal growth, philosophical questions, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, SkinSwapCraft, Soul searching, Spiritual beliefs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	9121
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

Army, ArmyCraft, Conflict, Defense, Dictatorship, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military buildup, military service, military strength, military training, MILLION, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, south korea, STRONG, Tensions

so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

3b2t, Complete Anarchy, Existence, Minecraft, Never Resets, No bans, No Rules, PvP, Server, wipe

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

1.20.1, Automate, Avatar, Biomes, Chaos, Combat, continents, Country, creating, Creative, Discord, DISHES, island state, Islands, long-term players, Machinery, Minds.., Modded, Modpack, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, spellcasting, SURVIVE, Terrain generation, Tools, Vanilla

Power of Creation Server Overview

Server Type	Modded SMP
Preferred Age	18+
Location	UK
Main Content Mods	Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

2. What is the focus of the server?

The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

3. What makes this server unique?

The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ores Mined:	9011	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1146	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Stinky Indians Minecraft Server

bathroom habits, body odor, body odor myths, cleanliness, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural misconceptions, cultural norms, cultural practices, Cultural traditions, curry, hand washing, hygiene, hygiene practices, indian culture, Indians, Minecraft, offensive remarks, personal habits, personal hygiene, Server, Stereotypes, STINKY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Seething Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a soap opera, with players coming and going like it’s a revolving door.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kemal, the gigachad who left us too soon. Will he ever return? Only time will tell. And don’t even get me started on Anurag from ANZ – he’s causing a stir with his live in prod antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8325
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ParentalPanicCraft

abandonment, Abuse, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, family, forgiveness, healing, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, ParentalPanicCraft, parents, Recovery, resilience, self-care, support system, Therapy, traumatic experience, trust issues

Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyCreeperz420

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic violence, antisemitism, Canada, Canadian society, CraftyCreeperz420, discrimination, Discriminatory acts, hate crimes, Hate crimes statistics, Hate Speech, Increase in hate crimes, intolerance, Jewish community, minority groups, prejudice, racism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Rising incidents

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Broadband Binge Craft

Australia, Binge, BMI, Broadband, broadband adoption, connectivity, correlation, Craft, data analysis, digital age, health, health implications, internet speeds, Males, obesity rates, public health, research, sedentary lifestyle, statistics, study, Technology, weight gain, young adults

Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

Campaign, Coin Calculator, CraftyFate, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

Auditorium, Cinema, comfort, Entertainment, film, inquiry, Kinomax, location, Minecraft, movie experience., movie theater, query, question.., seating arrangement, SEATS, Showtime, Sitting, smp, Theater, ticket booking, viewing experience, where are you?

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7858	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6956
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GrampsGoneWildMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, college funds, Communication, family drama, forgiveness, GrampsGoneWildMC, Grandparents, half-sister, Heartless, Inheritance, Legacy, Medical Treatment, money issues, moral dilemmas, parental decisions, rare condition, relationships, Selfishness, stepfamily, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5482
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.