Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
Void Gems Collected: 35 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Star Shards Collected: 298 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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